Mentally Ill Test:

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[] You have run into a glass/screen door.(for fun)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[] You have run into a tree/bush.(again, for fun XD)
[X] You have been called a blonde.


[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[]You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.


[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling



[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.(accidentally on purpose)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. )
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.


[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. [or the walls ]
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.